Eddy and Bruce arrived and came right to the restaurant saying they couldn’t wait to see me. It felt like they were gone for ages. I really missed them.
“You didn’t have s*x?” Eddy said after we settled down and I told him all that happened.
“We didn’t have s*x”
“You didn’t have s*x?” He said a little louder and some customers turned to stare.
“We didn’t have s*x”
“You didn’t have s*x?” Eddy was repeating the line emphasizing each words each time as if that might change my answer.
“God Eddy get over it, we didn’t have s*x” I smacked him on the hand playfully. He was still wide eyed with shock.
“So you painted a room topless and you didn’t have s*x?”
“Exactly” I said innocently.
Eddy eyed me suspiciously. “Hope you’re not keeping things from me”
I laughed. “Oh please I couldn’t
