As she walks away I grab absentmindedly to my right hand side and pick up the remote and hit pause. Gloria stops in her tracks, and I raise an eyebrow.
“You good Gloria?”
No response.
“Yo? What’s wrong?”
Still nothing. I get up and walk over too her.
“Are you ignoring me?”
I walk in in front of her. What the hell? It’s like she’s frozen. I wave my hand in front of her face, snap. Nothing. I look in my hand and see the silver remote. I bring it up and look at the screen. ‘Paused’. I look at Gloria again.
“You have to be trying to prank me...”
I walk around her.
“Ok so, if you’re really frozen, you won’t notice if I do this!”
I reel back and give her the hardest smack on the ass that I muster. Her ass jiggles a bit, but she doesn’t react. Holy s**t. She’s frozen. I make my way back
