THE SEDUCTION OF IMOGEN-LOUISE
“They’ve split up? I told you they wouldn’t last!”
Tracey and I were getting ready for a charity dinner and as usual I was having trouble with my bow-tie. We didn’t see much of each other during the week so it was a good opportunity to catch up with things. My wife had just dropped into our conversation the predicable bombshell that her hyper-intelligent, gorgeous but high-maintenance school friend had split from her city broker husband.
“You did tell me exactly that,” Tracey smiled. “I recall you said they were sexually incompatible!”
“I said she must bonk like a bunny on speed and he has probably forgotten where his d**k is!” I grinned back at my sexy wife.
“Yes, you did!” She yanked my tie in a pretence at annoyance, although we both knew a lot bette
