TWENTY-FOUR
CONLEY MANOR HOUSE, WARWICKSHIRE, 19TH DECEMBER 2022 AD
I rang the doorbell of my home and Alice opened it to stare at the sensational auburn-haired woman on her doorstep.
“Can I help you, miss?”
My most captivating smile graced my countenance,
“Yes, you can. You can kiss me.”
Alice was outraged and scowled,
“Why would I do that? We’ve never met…a-and you’re a woman!”
I was delighted and enjoying myself. I should have stopped there but, instead, advanced and took her in my arms. How she struggled! She wouldn’t let me kiss her and slapped my face. How it reddened and stung!
“Of course, we’ve met: I’m your husband, silly!”
She went limp in my embrace and pushed me away,
“Jake? B-but that’s impossible!”
I laughed and said,
“This is the latest and best of my transforma
