Damn why?! Last time I played it wasn't such complicated crap, so what can I come up with ......
Confirmation: Create a new account?
Hmm? I mean, yes, please for the love of God, yes!
To create an account, please enter the following information.
Username, email address, password, subscription information ......
Seriously? Why do I have to worry about all this? Can't I just play?
The computer lady kept listing the other things Evelyn needed to enter to make everything he needed sound important. But his brain could only sustain him for so long, so after the third item, the password, each request became more and more difficult to understand.
... Home address, postcode, circumference (if applicable) and finally the age of the sisters.
Finally, it's done. ...... Wait, what the hell is t
