Jake
Delilah barging into my office couldn’t have come at a better time. I’ve been dealing with so much bullshit that I’m ready to pull my hair out. Thank f**k Chase is back at work because I needed him.
Jake: GET IN HERE FUCKER!
I texted him, and no more than two minutes later Chase came running into my office winded and a little bit sweaty.
“What. Happened?” He asks, catching his breath.
“I need you to be me for a few days,” I tell him.
“What? Why?” He asks.
“I’m taking Delilah on a vacation and I don’t want to be disturbed,” I tell him smiling.
“You’re going on vacation? I just left my meeting, ran up four flights of stairs, for you to tell me you’re taking your baby mama/future wifey on vacation? Dude you could have texted me that,” Chase says.
“Yeah but this way was more fun,
