“What do you want from me?” “We are thinking about you as host.” “You can't be serious.” “Why not? You've got a professional acting background…” “How did you know that?” “We do our homework you know. We may be shooting on a shoestring but we're still professional. You are also good looking and quite charming and I think the camera will take to you.” “I'm more of a behind-the-scenes type actually.” “Maybe it's time to get out in the open, lay yourself on the line a bit.” “I do that every day.” “I'm sure you do.” And as she continued her pitch, I thought about what I was facing. We were about to go into print with the “blockbuster” summer reading issue. The printer demanded payment for an overdue invoice before the presses would roll. I couldn't blame him for that. Meanwhile, payro

