2B TogetherIt was a dreary Saturday, cold and sleeting, damp and dismal, with nothing to do but turn up the heat, shuck off my pajamas, and pop in some porn. I’d just settled onto my sofa with a handy bottle of lube by my side and my hefty shlong growing heftier by the second, when I was startled by the sound of knocking at my apartment door.
Since I hadn’t ordered a pizza, and no one from the building ever stopped by unannounced, I tiptoed to the peephole and took a gander outside. A man stood there covered in snow that he shook from his jacket. Tall and lean, and shifting nervously from side to side, he had dirty blond hair, scruffy cheeks, looked to be in his late twenties, and was someone I’d never set eyes on before that very day. Oh, and, man, was he ever cute.
“Hello?” I shouted t
