FedSexI’d never paid for s*x before. Then again, strictly speaking, that’s not what I was doing. Well, tangentially, maybe. Okay, okay, but it only cost me $14.95. And, hell, you should’ve seen this guy: an Adonis done up in purple and orange. And in shorts no less, and tight ones at that, though I suppose he had to match the equally tight shirt he had on. Outdoing the Kleines, I’d imagine. But really, flashy purple will outdo muddy brown any time, if you ask me.
I spotted him one afternoon while sitting at my desk. Working from home has its distinct advantages. For instance, if I was in an office building downtown, I couldn’t be pulling my pud with one hand and holding a powerful set of binoculars with the other. Not if I wanted to hold on to the job for very long, anyway. c**k, yes; job
