"I really don't wanna do this." I yelled to Savannah who was putting war paint on her cheeks.
War paint.
Goddess, this girl.
I was about to ask about her face when Michael jumped out of nowhere wearing nothing but his boxers.
"Paint me, baby!" He hollered to Savannah, who jumped with joy, holding her pot of- what is that? Eye shadow?
The two giddily started work on the black- gel eyeliner? Seriously, what was that?
Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, Josh comes out of the bush with just his swimming trunks.
"I'm ready for my slathering." He says, flexing his arms and body like a body builder.
All three of them burst out laughing, doing similar poses.
Ladies and gentlemen my best friends.
Confused? Let me explain.
Castiel, my all perfect ex boyfriend, had recently
