Mark Lawson was attempting to persuade me that Justin's cupboard was hosting a party.
This is why magic will never die.
"You've completely lost it. I've known this day would come, and I'm here to assist "I said him, extending a substantial offer of my services.
All I had to do was call in the men with white jackets.
Mark shook his head, clearly uninterested in my company.
"All you have to do is get in."
I looked at him as if he were insane.
"No! No, no, no, no You're not going to f*cking lock me up in a cupboard. It's the most juvenile bully action you'll ever see."
We nerds know how to play this game. It's not the first time I've done anything like this.
Mark sighed in surprise that we were having this talk, but I was already off on my own tangent.
"Give me a stick and cal
