Felix “She didn’t do it though,” chuckled Calix. “She wore a pink pleather micro mini with an orange tube top in the dead of winter,” complained Mina, as though this fact settled the matter. Chasity nodded. “Wow, I’m glad I missed that outfit,” said my Baby. I snorted with laughter. “Yeah, it was while you were missing,” said Tina. “It was horrific. I was already so upset with my bestie missing and then I rolled down the window of my Rolls Royce and I saw that outfit…ruined my already shitty day.” “Understandable,” said Chasity decisively. Chasity hardly critiqued anyone’s fashion, so she must really dislike Rhonda more than I had realised. I made a mental note to make my parents stop hiring her. “We shouldn’t let Rhonda plan the wedding then…or the baby shower,” I said. “Of cou

