Chapter 44: Chasing Chasity’s Parents
Felix
I was gonna do this thing the way I did everything according to sock starch Alex: “with all the subtlety of a large bull sneaking out of a small China shop.”
“Ok, gents!” I said, clapping my hands. “I handled s**t, man that I am, by promising my Baby, Madame Chasity, that we would track down her shitty parents and bring them to her alive or kill the motherfuckers who killed them if we find out they’re dead.”
Calix looked dumbfounded but he always looked like that so it was fine. He was just processing the sentence. I had used adjectives and whatnot so he would need some time. Alex glared at me and then relaxed his expression. This was a bad sign. He was about to wash his hands of it.
“I’m confused,” said Alex, lying.
He was never confused.
