“Maximilian Blackstone is my fiancé,” sobbed Sarah MacEachern from her bed at the New Arlington General Hospital yesterday. “But when our baby was born, the Society of Nuclear Darwinists harvested our son as a shade!”
Miss MacEachern collapsed in tears after her confession, so distraught that she was unable to say more.
Hospital officials confirm that Miss MacEachern did give birth to a son on February 14 and that the child did fail the S.H.A.D.E. The birth certificate, obtained by The National News, lists the father of Miss MacEachern’s child as “Unknown.”
TheNational News“Max wanted it that way,” Miss MacEachern confided when questioned. “He was so happy about the baby, but thought there was no time for a wedding during his campaign. He loves me! We’re going to be married right after
