Chokmah
“You can’t seduce the Orc. The Orc does not care that you have a comeliness score of eighteen. The Orc only sees that you are a High Elf. From an Orcish standpoint, you’re rather ugly.”
“Ugly?”
“You’re short, thin, pale, and have weird purple eyes. You can’t be very sturdy, because you have no muscles to speak of, and your bones are as thin as a bird’s. What self-respecting Orc would find that attractive?”
“I have big t**s!”
“Which means most Elves would probably find you unattractive as well,” Magister mutters, sotto voce. Fortunately, the High Elf mage in question is too distracted by his frantic rule-searching to notice.
I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised that the new guy would want to play a character of the opposite gender from his own solely as an excuse to get his
