People seem to think that all goths are built like skeletons and that there are no plus-sized goths, but then, people also seem to have the idea that all goths have their hair dyed black. I suppose we could talk about that if she asks. It would be better than my simply saying I have no idea why the differences in appearance between the two of us fascinate me so. “Do you have any owls that I could take home with me if I can’t have a swan?” “You mean like the one that turns into the Goblin King? No. No owls. Sorry. Anyway, what would you do with the Goblin King if you took him home? Don’t you already have one… um…” “Magister. Yes.” “Also, I have dibs on David Bowie.” You remind me of the babe. “What’s he planning on doing with that thing, anyway?” I note the direction of her bugging e

