“So, my Mom told my sister she’d help her find the sewing pattern.” Bradley said, then took another deep breath and continued. “You know, historical reenactments are so much fun, but I also like going to renaissance fairs too. Mom has made me the coolest costumes, and she really does her research. Like, I’ve won first prize wearing them before. I’ve been trying to incorporate more historical realism into my sculptures, but unfortunately it hasn’t been very well received by the critics. Pisses me off, because…”
Bradley had been talking about himself for the last thirty minutes or so, and I was having a hard time keeping up with it. s**t, I hated being an asshole, but I’d already yawned with my mouth closed three times and I didn’t think it would get any better.
“Then one of my students br
