“I want a rematch.” “Sorry,” the proctor said, ushering me out of the seat. “We’re booked for the next two years. But in case you’re interested, here’s a printout of the questions and answers. Helps some folks sleep better at night.” What is the dot over the letter “i” called? ~ Tittle ~ Haet ~ Minim McDonald’s coats their french fries in which of the following to make them golden brown? ~ Sugar ~ Salt ~ Grease In 1981, Turkish scientists concluded that exposing mice to disco music made them do which of the following? ~ Have sex ~ Become homosexual ~ Experience drug-like symptoms Who is the Hindu goddess of wealth and prosperity? ~ Saraswati ~ Ishtar ~ Lakshmi What is the birthplace of two of the Three Tenors? ~ Germany ~ Italy ~ Spain “Just what I need,” I said. “Use

