“Everyone’s a winner here,” the proctor said. He handed me a piece of paper with a picture on it.
“Did you seriously just give me a picture of a box of tissues?”
He shrugged. “They’re pretty cheap around here.”
“I want a rematch.”
“Sorry,” the proctor said, ushering me out of the seat. “We’re booked for the next two years. But in case you’re interested, here’s a printout of the questions and answers. Helps some folks sleep better at night.”
What is the dot over the letter “i” called?
~ Tittle
~ Haet
~ Minim
What is Barbie’s middle name?
~ Lynn
~ Millicent
~ Sue
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
~ Their birthplace
~ A city hall
~ A Netflix distribution center
What was the first CD pressed in the United States?
~ Born in the USA
~ Purple Rain
~ Thriller
