Vampire Hoarders
"T
his one too?" a large vampire asked as he lifted a coat hanger very carefully.
"Definitely that one," Fairleigh said, nodding.
"Where to stash the tablecloths?" another vampire inquired.
"Set the tables like they used to be on the seventeenth picture."
"Understood," the attendant said as she began carefully using telekinesis to move the tables and chairs into the exact positions shown in some old picture.
A second vampire joined in only to double-check all the dimensions and distances were absolutely correct. A third came to put down the forks, knives, smaller forks, tiny spoons, large spoons, medium spoons, and other kinds of different and utterly superfluous fancy-ass tableware.
Jake just stood back and watched all of this happen. At first, he had just thought
