I had a couple of boxes from recent deliveries, so I took one of them and put a new garbage bag inside to cover the cardboard and prevent it from getting stained or wet.
Next, I went to the kitchen bin, put in his dumb jewelry, and among my trash, I picked out banana peels, fruit cores, eggshells, and pieces of lettuce. Then I took the ketchup and mustard bottles and poured them all over the contents in the box, hoping my little surprise wouldn't be discovered because of a leak, or else Arthur would never see it.
Then I took a Post-it note and wrote on it: This is what I think of your apologies!
I placed the note in such a way that it wouldn't get dirty. Then I sealed the box and immediately looked for an express delivery app on my phone. Of course, it wasn't going to be cheap to send a
