“That’s a weird position for your feet, boy, are you alright?” he asked. Crap. We were turned sideways. Annon Gr’Aran was quiet. Did he expect me to answer? i***t. I took a deep breath and produced the manliest voice I could.
“Just wiping my ass, sir.” I said. The captain chuckled, and I felt Annon Gr’Aran tense and vibrate lightly, sustaining a laugh. My male voice was ridiculous, as well as the thing I said.
“Alright, as long as there aren’t any girls in there doing it for you!” he said and laughed. I let out a manly laugh, making Annon Gr’Aran snort. Luckily, the captain didn’t notice that the snort came from a different person, and not me.
Captain than turned around and left without using the bathroom.
“Was he here just to check?” I asked in amazement. Annon Gr’Aran was still press
