The next morning, I woke up to an argument. “No.” “Yes.” “No.” “Why not?” “Because I said no.” I slowly opened my eyes. My fake boyfriend was standing near the window, phone pressed to his ear. His back was toward me. And judging by his tone, someone was having a terrible morning. I had a pretty good guess who. “I’m not discussing this again,” he said. A pause. “No. You wanted me to play her boyfriend. Congratulations. Boyfriends pick their girlfriends up from hospitals.” My eyes widened. Oh? I pulled the blanket closer and pretended to sleep. His voice became colder. “You’re busy? Fine. Stay busy.” Another pause. “I don’t care what excuse you told her parents.” Parents? Now I was listening. “You created this mess. Don’t expect me to fix every part of it.” He discon

