Blair: Listening at doors now? How desperate
Damien: Oh, spare me the drama you say it like it's a bad thing
Blair: Get your ear away from my door before you lose it😒
Damien: You have exactly 10 seconds to regret those words... Bunny
Blair: For someone so powerful, you waste a lot of time trying to win arguments
Demian: Careful 😏😏
Blair: You love hearing yourself talk, don't you, Mr. Cold Face🙄
Damien: No. I just enjoy watching you pretend you don't like listening
Blair: * Stands on the bed, with hands on her hip*
The audacity
Damien: You seem pretty much jealous for someone with an attitude
Are you scared someone will take me away from you, wifey??
Blair: Ohh, ohhh, don't flatter yourself
I will literally pay them to take you away
Damien: Watch what you wish for
Blair:Who says I won't like what happens??
Damien: You really are something else
well, get ready... Lady Charlotte and Mr. Harvey Van-Doren is almost her
Old people easily get impatient
Blair: And you couldn't let Delores tell me this
Damien: Where is the fun in that?
consider it a privilege
If you are nervous, I don't mind you holding on to me😉
* leaves*
Blair: The nerve of him🙄
* Matteo and Serena eavesdropping from a corner *
Serena: Did you see that??
Matteo: Did he just smile??
Serena: You saw how she spoke to him??
Matteo: What a suprise
love is blind and apparently deaf too
Serena: No, no, his love must have been wearing blindfold, noise cancelling headphones, and a helmet
Delores" No,no love isn't blind it just needs glasses
Serena: Hey! when did you get here??
Delores: Oh, please don't kill the fun vibe
Matteo: I agree...infact
love didn't just go blind. It tripped fell and hit its head countless times
Delores: Quickly get dressed and stop nosing around
* They set the dinner table
with different meals and beverages
Grandmother and Mr. Harvey Van-Doren
arrives*
Delores: Welcome, Lady Charlotte. Welcome, Sir Harvey
please have a seat
I'll go get them all
*Serena comes down and greats them*
Matteo: Ayyy, it's Nana... you look pretty young for 75
Lady Charlotte: still unmarried at 23??
Matteo: Quality takes time. You don't rush perfection
Lady Charlotte: At this rate, you'll be the flower boy at everyone else's wedding
Matteo: Good saves money on gifts😌
Lady Charlotte: Oh, Matteo, you always have a comeback
Matteo: it made you smile, tho
* Damien greats Lady Charlotte *
Lady Charlotte: Damien... where is your wife???
Damien: ...
Serena: There she comes
* Everyone sits. They intentionally leave two seats so that Damien and Blair will sit together.*
Lady Charlotte: Damien, Blair, when are you two going to give me great grandchildren
Damien: When she is ready
Blair: Since when did you become considerate
Damien: Since you became my responsibility
Blair: I'm not a responsibility
Damien:I know that's the problem
or maybe take Mateo
he's unemployed in the romance department
Matteo: Excuse me, I am single by choice
Damien: What choice??
Matteo: uhhh...
Damien: Exactly
Lady Charlotte: No more excuses!
I will get what I want my own way
*Damien stares suspiciously *
Lady Charlotte: What about a honeymoon
Blair: A what now??
Damien: Fine
Everyone: What!
Lady Charlotte: Excellent
how does tomorrow sound
Damien: OK
Matteo: This is gonna be fun
Serena: interesting...it sounds romantic
Blair: Huh...
Harvey: Damien, are you su...
Damien: I don't need you to question my decision or choice
Serena: Oopsie
Matteo: Dang
Lady Charlotte: Let's call it a night
* Damien goes into his room*
* While Blair is in the room,*
Delores: Blair??
Blair: Come in
Delores: Lady Charlotte asked me to give you this herbal soup to drink
Blair:Okay
*Delores watches her drink the soup*
Delores: Mr. Van-Doren has asked me to call you over
💬Blair's thought
*What the f**k does he want*
* enters Damien's room*
*click *
*Lady Charlotte locks the door*
Damien: So you have missed me bunny
Blair: You are so full of yourself aren't you
why did you send for me??
Delaine: I didn't...
Blair : But Delores said...it's getting kind of hot in here
* starts faning herself*
I'll go back to my room now I guess
* tries opening the door but it's locked*
Blair: what do you want, why is the door locked
Damien: I didn't do anything
Blair: I'm feeling really uneasy
Damien: what did you do??? are you okie
Blair: I don't know...I'm so hot
* Tries taking her clothes off*
* Damien grabs her hands*
( Blair a bit drowsy)
Blair: Why not??
Damien: what did you eat??
Blair: Just some soup Lady Charlotte gave me
Damien: fuck...thank goodness I didn't drink mine
Blair: Hubby...help me
* starts unbuttoning his shirt*
* grabs her hand*
Damien: Be a good girl
Blair: I'm a f**k bunny...a puck funny
💬Damien's thought
* This is all Lady Charlotte's doing*
* Blair starts kissing Damien passionately on the neck*
Damien:Bunny... we can't do this
Blair: Why not... I want to
Damien: Because you've lost your mind...your sense of reasoning
* Carries her and places her on the bed*
* He holds unto her hand till she falls asleep *
Damien: Oh sly Bunny😏
* The next day*
* Blair slowly opens her eyes*
Damien: Morning Bunny
Blair: What the f**k are you doing on the bed??
Damien : what?? you want me to be a gentleman and sleep on the floor or couch till my back hurts
no mother f*****g way
Blair: I meant what are you doing in my room
Damien: Uhmm...I think this is my room so I should be asking you that
Blair: Oh myyy!! where are my clothes???
why am I in your shirt??
Damien: what... You wanted to sleep in that tight uncomfortable dress??
Blair: Were you the one who...changed my clothes??
Damien: Whether I was or wasn't you are comfortable now aren't you bunny😏
* Blair throws a pillow at him*
Blair: Why am I in your room??
Damien: Cause you wanted to get into my pants
Blair: No,no, no this can't be happening
we didn't...did we??
Damien: can you feel your legs
Blair: yuh
Damien: does your waist hurt??
Blair: no
Damien: Then we didn't...orrr??
Blair: or what??
Damien: Do you want to bunny
Blair: Arghh...fuck off
Damien: 🤣🤣relax bunny
Blair: I'm so f*****g going to kill you
* Tries to open the door*
Blair: It won't budge
* Damien opens the door with a spare key*
Damien: There
Blair: You had this all this while and didn't open up last night??
Damien: You think I'll let you go out drugged and seduce other people??
you are mine and mine alone bunny
Blair: Oh spare me the drama🙄
Damien: Go pack your stuff our flight is at 10 pm
Blair: whatever ( leaves)
Damien: ( Shakes his head)
later that night
Damien: Take care of it while I'm away
Alex: Yes boss
Damien: we'll keep in touch
Alex: Sure thing
Matteo: Awwwnn lover birds 😁😁
Serena: Have fun on your honeymoon
Matteo: f**k all you want!
Damien: ( Glares)
Blair : ( blushes)
* In the car*
*Blair secretly admires his face
the mole on his ear
his soft lips
his dazzling eyes
his short curly hair
his strong cologne *
Damien: I could turn and face you so you can admire me better😏
Blair: Huh?? I was doing no such thing
Damien: You want me, don't you??
Blair: Want you?? don't make me laugh. I have standards
Damien:And yet...you came crawling to me to f**k you in the middle of the night
Blair: You...arghhh!!!
I hate you
Damien: (Moves closer till their faces are inches apart) Do you??
Driver: Mr. and Mrs Van-Doren
we have arrived at the airport