The honeymoon 😏🙃

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Blair: Listening at doors now? How desperate Damien: Oh, spare me the drama you say it like it's a bad thing Blair: Get your ear away from my door before you lose it😒 Damien: You have exactly 10 seconds to regret those words... Bunny Blair: For someone so powerful, you waste a lot of time trying to win arguments Demian: Careful 😏😏 Blair: You love hearing yourself talk, don't you, Mr. Cold Face🙄 Damien: No. I just enjoy watching you pretend you don't like listening Blair: * Stands on the bed, with hands on her hip* The audacity Damien: You seem pretty much jealous for someone with an attitude Are you scared someone will take me away from you, wifey?? Blair: Ohh, ohhh, don't flatter yourself I will literally pay them to take you away Damien: Watch what you wish for Blair:Who says I won't like what happens?? Damien: You really are something else well, get ready... Lady Charlotte and Mr. Harvey Van-Doren is almost her Old people easily get impatient Blair: And you couldn't let Delores tell me this Damien: Where is the fun in that? consider it a privilege If you are nervous, I don't mind you holding on to me😉 * leaves* Blair: The nerve of him🙄 * Matteo and Serena eavesdropping from a corner * Serena: Did you see that?? Matteo: Did he just smile?? Serena: You saw how she spoke to him?? Matteo: What a suprise love is blind and apparently deaf too Serena: No, no, his love must have been wearing blindfold, noise cancelling headphones, and a helmet Delores" No,no love isn't blind it just needs glasses Serena: Hey! when did you get here?? Delores: Oh, please don't kill the fun vibe Matteo: I agree...infact love didn't just go blind. It tripped fell and hit its head countless times Delores: Quickly get dressed and stop nosing around * They set the dinner table with different meals and beverages Grandmother and Mr. Harvey Van-Doren arrives* Delores: Welcome, Lady Charlotte. Welcome, Sir Harvey please have a seat I'll go get them all *Serena comes down and greats them* Matteo: Ayyy, it's Nana... you look pretty young for 75 Lady Charlotte: still unmarried at 23?? Matteo: Quality takes time. You don't rush perfection Lady Charlotte: At this rate, you'll be the flower boy at everyone else's wedding Matteo: Good saves money on gifts😌 Lady Charlotte: Oh, Matteo, you always have a comeback Matteo: it made you smile, tho * Damien greats Lady Charlotte * Lady Charlotte: Damien... where is your wife??? Damien: ... Serena: There she comes * Everyone sits. They intentionally leave two seats so that Damien and Blair will sit together.* Lady Charlotte: Damien, Blair, when are you two going to give me great grandchildren Damien: When she is ready Blair: Since when did you become considerate Damien: Since you became my responsibility Blair: I'm not a responsibility Damien:I know that's the problem or maybe take Mateo he's unemployed in the romance department Matteo: Excuse me, I am single by choice Damien: What choice?? Matteo: uhhh... Damien: Exactly Lady Charlotte: No more excuses! I will get what I want my own way *Damien stares suspiciously * Lady Charlotte: What about a honeymoon Blair: A what now?? Damien: Fine Everyone: What! Lady Charlotte: Excellent how does tomorrow sound Damien: OK Matteo: This is gonna be fun Serena: interesting...it sounds romantic Blair: Huh... Harvey: Damien, are you su... Damien: I don't need you to question my decision or choice Serena: Oopsie Matteo: Dang Lady Charlotte: Let's call it a night * Damien goes into his room* * While Blair is in the room,* Delores: Blair?? Blair: Come in Delores: Lady Charlotte asked me to give you this herbal soup to drink Blair:Okay *Delores watches her drink the soup* Delores: Mr. Van-Doren has asked me to call you over 💬Blair's thought *What the f**k does he want* * enters Damien's room* *click * *Lady Charlotte locks the door* Damien: So you have missed me bunny Blair: You are so full of yourself aren't you why did you send for me?? Delaine: I didn't... Blair : But Delores said...it's getting kind of hot in here * starts faning herself* I'll go back to my room now I guess * tries opening the door but it's locked* Blair: what do you want, why is the door locked Damien: I didn't do anything Blair: I'm feeling really uneasy Damien: what did you do??? are you okie Blair: I don't know...I'm so hot * Tries taking her clothes off* * Damien grabs her hands* ( Blair a bit drowsy) Blair: Why not?? Damien: what did you eat?? Blair: Just some soup Lady Charlotte gave me Damien: fuck...thank goodness I didn't drink mine Blair: Hubby...help me * starts unbuttoning his shirt* * grabs her hand* Damien: Be a good girl Blair: I'm a f**k bunny...a puck funny 💬Damien's thought * This is all Lady Charlotte's doing* * Blair starts kissing Damien passionately on the neck* Damien:Bunny... we can't do this Blair: Why not... I want to Damien: Because you've lost your mind...your sense of reasoning * Carries her and places her on the bed* * He holds unto her hand till she falls asleep * Damien: Oh sly Bunny😏 * The next day* * Blair slowly opens her eyes* Damien: Morning Bunny Blair: What the f**k are you doing on the bed?? Damien : what?? you want me to be a gentleman and sleep on the floor or couch till my back hurts no mother f*****g way Blair: I meant what are you doing in my room Damien: Uhmm...I think this is my room so I should be asking you that Blair: Oh myyy!! where are my clothes??? why am I in your shirt?? Damien: what... You wanted to sleep in that tight uncomfortable dress?? Blair: Were you the one who...changed my clothes?? Damien: Whether I was or wasn't you are comfortable now aren't you bunny😏 * Blair throws a pillow at him* Blair: Why am I in your room?? Damien: Cause you wanted to get into my pants Blair: No,no, no this can't be happening we didn't...did we?? Damien: can you feel your legs Blair: yuh Damien: does your waist hurt?? Blair: no Damien: Then we didn't...orrr?? Blair: or what?? Damien: Do you want to bunny Blair: Arghh...fuck off Damien: 🤣🤣relax bunny Blair: I'm so f*****g going to kill you * Tries to open the door* Blair: It won't budge * Damien opens the door with a spare key* Damien: There Blair: You had this all this while and didn't open up last night?? Damien: You think I'll let you go out drugged and seduce other people?? you are mine and mine alone bunny Blair: Oh spare me the drama🙄 Damien: Go pack your stuff our flight is at 10 pm Blair: whatever ( leaves) Damien: ( Shakes his head) later that night Damien: Take care of it while I'm away Alex: Yes boss Damien: we'll keep in touch Alex: Sure thing Matteo: Awwwnn lover birds 😁😁 Serena: Have fun on your honeymoon Matteo: f**k all you want! Damien: ( Glares) Blair : ( blushes) * In the car* *Blair secretly admires his face the mole on his ear his soft lips his dazzling eyes his short curly hair his strong cologne * Damien: I could turn and face you so you can admire me better😏 Blair: Huh?? I was doing no such thing Damien: You want me, don't you?? Blair: Want you?? don't make me laugh. I have standards Damien:And yet...you came crawling to me to f**k you in the middle of the night Blair: You...arghhh!!! I hate you Damien: (Moves closer till their faces are inches apart) Do you?? Driver: Mr. and Mrs Van-Doren we have arrived at the airport
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