I burst out laughing. “You could never be unsexy to me, and your d**k is more of a tree than a weed.”
He raises his eyebrow, unimpressed.
I get uncontrollable giggles. He really does look ridiculous. I want to take a photo for Alan, but I know he will go postal. He’s teetering on the edge here.
“Okay, let’s just get in and do it, and then we can pump up the bed.” I smile.
His face falls. “We have to pump up a bed?”
“No. You have to blow it up with your mouth,” I tease.
He throws the directions in the air. “That’s it—I’m out.”
I burst out laughing. “No, you don’t. I’m only teasing. We have a pump.”
He puts his hands on his hips and stares at me for a moment.
“Elias.” I smile softly. “This weekend is symbolic of our relationship. You’re expecting me to give up everything I know to l
