“Kiera, did the boys tell you about the bachelor auction this weekend?” “Oh, is that coming up already? I almost forgot!” Mama’s annual fundraiser always forces everyone to get involved, even when I argue that I can’t. I’m proud of her for spearheading the event, but I hate that she makes me participate. “Yes, and Emily, you should come too. There’s going to be a dinner, silent auction, and bachelor auction. If you’re single, you could find a new date.” She flashes her a wink, and my stomach sinks. “A bachelor auction? What is that?” she asks. “You bid on the guys, and the highest bidder wins a date with the bachelor!” Mama announces so casually. This is the worst f*****g day of my life. “Oh wow… that sounds intense.” “It’s a blast,” Kiera chimes in. “Everyone gets all dressed up in

