"I Already Don't Regret This."

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Medusa burped loudly, getting nasty looks from the other people in the restaurant. She couldn't care less though. She was fed and that's all that mattered. "At last," she sighed in content. The others rolled their eyes. "So you guys said you're aliens? Like from another planet?" Dora asked and shoved a fork full of salad into her mouth. They all nodded. "Another galaxy, actually. Have you humans heard about it before?" "Never. These astrologists are so busy forcing people to act perfectly so when the planet explodes, humanity can move to Mars -if we survive the explosion of course." Adonis frowned. "That's not right." she commented. "I know. Luckily only like geniuses and whatnot are obsessed with that." Dora shrugged. "The rest of us simply don't give a shit." "Huh." "But wait, if you're like from another galaxy or whatever, how come you look like us? And talk like us?" "I guess it is just dimensions mirroring each other," Gal shrugged. "What is different with you?" "We have superpowers. And we live to be at most 100 000 years old and turn into statues from there." Sara said. "Superpowers? I don't believe you." Luna leaned over the table and pointed her thumb down into the empty cup Dora was drinking from, and out poured water from the tip of it. Medusa grew a cacao bush through the tiles of the restaurant and picked three small ones, and gave them to Proteus who crushed them with her bare hand before throwing it into the cup. Gal focused her heated stare onto the cup, heating the water until steam danced atop it. Sara whirled her finger over the cup, stirring its contents. Aaliyah squeezed milk into the cup from an empty fist, creaming the beverage. Adonis finished it off by blowing a kiss to the cup, forming a heart over the foam. Dora's mouth hung open in shock. "What the f**k?" She hasitly grabbed the cup and took a sip from it. Her widened eyes met the girls again. "It tastes amazing! What the hell?" They just smiled at her. She took another sip from her freshly made latte and asked, "So wait... why are you on earth then? Have you come to take over or abduct somebody or something like that?" "No" "We came here to find love." Adonis chirped. "The boys from our planet do not meet our standards." Medusa added. "Always talking about how beautiful we are, or the state of the economy, or how many properties they own, or how many wars they've fought in," Luna went on to add. "It's utter bullshit," Sara rolled her eyes, "That's what you humans say, right?" "Yeah. I don't know what you was expecting outta comin' here but the boys in this hood, are no different," Dora said, "except for the economy thing. Nobody talks about the economy unless they're like 2 seconds from retiring or working in DC." "That's enough for me. I'm sick of hearing about the state our perfectly functional economy," Gal complained. "When did you guys get here?" Dora went on to ask. "Just today actually. An hour before we came here and sought refuge in your palace." Proteus said. "So you don't have a place to stay?" "We do not have to sleep for another 72 hours." Astra replied. "But yes, we have no shelter." "You can stay at one of my places, it won't be any trouble." Dora offered, hoping they would accept. "Thank you for your kindness." "But first, you all gotta go clubbing with me." Aaliyah raised an eyebrow. "Clubbing?" Dora nodded. "That's right. In a club people dance in crowds to crazy music, and drink til you get totally s**t faced and make out with strangers a lot. Then the next morning you wake up looking like s**t with a raging headache and you puke your guts out. It's amazing." "That sounds horrifying," Adonis said with a worried expression, "I'm in!" "Me too," Aaliyah squealed "Sign me up. I'm all for a dance." Medusa said. A buzz of agreement circulated throughout the table as they discussed the details of later on tonight. >>>"What" "On" "Earth" [A/N: I know its short, but the next chapter will be worth it ?]
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