Extraterrestrials On Earth

"I Do Not Have Shears To Cut Crap, Nor Do I Have Crap To Cut."

The princesses of Spectroway had been confined to separate rooms. Each with 6 blinding white wall surfaces and a metal table with two chairs. It was on the fine line between an asylum chamber and an interrogation room. Each room was under heavy surveillance.

"Mr. Bartolo, they refuse to speak. We also still have no clue as to how they produced such a powerful heatwave, or how they managed to open a massive sinkhole in the middle of the road by just 'falling from the sky' as witnesses called it." Agent Bartolo's assistant stated.

He clenched and unclenched his jaw, casually chucking his hands into the pockets of his tailor-made suit. He eyed each and every one of them on the monitors, with his now only good eye. The other had an eyepatch over it, courtesy to Medusa's shoot not kill venom. "Any identity on them?"

"None at all, sir. Though, I think the one with the serpent hair and the other one with with violet eyes and strange metallic armour tells us something-"

"What? That the one is Ancient Greek's Medusa who's travelled ahead in time and the other is a robot come back in time?" He snorted. "Don't be ridiculous Marlene. It's just a bunch of kids interested in cosplay, nothing more."

The surveillance room fell silent as they assessed the girls from the monitors. They were all sitting silently on the chairs with their hands clasped together on the tables. All in the same manner. Creepy.

Then suddenly, the lights went off for a brief moment, then came back. When they're eyes met the monitors again, they found them gone. Disappeared from their cells.

All except for Galaxius.

Who was sitting calmly, toying with her golden jewellery.

"Where'd the others go?!" Agent Bartolo barked at his assistant.

"I-I don't know! I-I was right hear when t-they d-disappeared! S-Same as you!" she stammered, clinging onto her clipboard.

Bartolo pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "They couldn't have gotten very far. That glitch was only a split second. Look for them."

Marlene nodded and left.

Bartolo turned back to look at Galaxius in the monitor. "Why is she still here?" he asked himself.

"Why don't you go and find out?" The director said behind him.

***

Gal was sitting in the room patiently, legs crossed with her hands clasped and seated on the table. The door opened and in came Agent Bartolo with an unreadable expression.

"Greetings," she said offering a smile.

"Cut the crap! Where are your friends?"

Gal frowned. "I do not have shears to cut crap, nor do I have crap to cut. And, only you know where you have placed my 'friends'."

"Where are they?!" he roared.

Gal sighed. "I will not lie. They have escaped."

"To where?"

"I do not know. We have just arrived on this crazy planet. We do not even know what region we are in."

Bartolo chuckled humourlessly. "Bullshit."

She frowned. "You really love bodily waste, don't you?"

"Listen, I don't wanna hear anything you say unless you're giving me the answers I want."

"I do not know the answers you want. I only know the answers you will get." she replied.

He c****d an eyebrow. "Cunning little thing you are."

Meanwhile in the janitor's closet, down the hall...

"Okay so according what I've gathered, this is roughly a 20 storey building and we are right in the middle at level 10," Astra informed them.

"Why did Gal say she was not coming again?" Aaliyah asked.

Astra frowned in thought. "Something about making sure they do not follow us."

"I really don't want to shift into a mouse," Medusa sulked, "Why a mouse? Can I not be a bird? A phoenix? My original form?"

"You cannot be a serpent, nor a phoenix. You will frighten the humans."

Medusa huffed and crossed her arms.

"Luna, you will be stored in a cup. I need you to take water form," Astra directed, "and before you protest, you may not take moon form." Luna joined into the huff-and-sulk-fest.

"I will become a ghost," Sara beamed with pride.

"Aaliyah, take baby form. I'll try find us a carriage, otherwise you might have to crawl. Adonis, Proteus, you're both going to have to knock someone out and steal their uniforms. No seduction games, Adonis."

"I wasn't gonna do anything!"

Everyone pulled the 'really' face. Adonis rolled her eyes in return.

"This would have been so much easier if Galaxius just caused a fire." Aaliyah whined.

"Yeah, yeah enough whining. There's a domestic staff entrance down the hall, same direction we came from, to the left. Everybody take that staff elevator and I'll open a window once you stop at level 2, then you'll jump out."

"How are you gonna do that?"

"Travel through their circuitry systems of course." she proudly stated. "Get into position people."

~

Back to the interrogation room

"Will you ask me something now?"

"I want to know who you are, where you 'allegedly' come from, and who your friends are and where they went." Bartolo ordered.

Galaxius seemed to take a long pause, before answering, "I am Princess Galaxius-Io, daughter of King Ra and Queen Gaia of Cosmopolitis -my home world. I am 22 000 years old. I come from my mother's womb, and if that is not what you are asking, I come from the Spectroway Galaxy situated in the centre of the quadriverse. My friends are not my friends, but my sisters- also princesses of Spectroway. If I have to guess, they might have went to get food-" she paused to give him a stern look, "Medusa was really hungry when we came here."

Agent Bartolo's mouth hung slightly open, trying to process what Gal just said.

"I hope that satisfies your knowledge."

"Home world? 22 000 years old? Ra? Gaia? Spectroway Galaxy? Quadriverse? Medusa?!"

Galaxius frowned. "You seem to be in disbelief-"

"Disbelief?!"

"Humans on this planet seem to be a little retarded", Gal thought to herself.

"Hey!"

She sighed. "You know, it doesn't matter if the others have escaped. It's not them you want, it's me. I caused the heatwave that destroyed your property and I'm sorry. Truly. Me and my sister's come in peace. All we want, is to find love. And if you are going to get in the way of that, then I'm afraid we will have no choice but to crush your planet to smithereens- though, I do not really fear that. Now, could you do you and your planet a favour and let me go. After all, you owe it to me. I am a guest here and I was nice enough to stay behind and ask you nicely for my freedom", she tilted her head with a hint of a smile, "Though, you don't have much of a choice here. The state of your world literally depends on it."

Bartolo frowned. "How did you cause the heatwave?"

Galaxius grinned widely. "Are you up for a demonstration?"

Though hesitant, he nodded.

Galaxius stood up, making Bartolo flinch. She went towards the metal door she saw him walk into. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath in through her nose, then exhaled a gust of hot air, melting the door down into a puddle.

She turned around to see Bartolo pale and looking at her in utter shock. She winked at him.

"Have a nice day, sir."

>>>

Gal stepped out of CIA headquarters and saw her sisters standing by a fountain looking miserable. She smiled and went towards them. They looked up and saw her.

"What took you so long?" Medusa whined.

"Sorry about that. I had to explain ourselves a little," she frowned as she thought about it, "his mind seems to fall short of believing."

Sara sighed. "Well whatever. I'm almost as hungry as Medusa - ALMOST!"

"We might need a change of clothing too," Adonis said, "it seems this civilisation has its own style."

They looked around and found it to be true. People all around them were in jeans and shirts and suits and not in Greek wraps and Amazonian dresses.

"Astra could you locate a place that could provide us with food and clothing native to this world? Preferably popular and situated within close proximity to one another." Gal asked.

Astra nodded then looked around and located a woman walking by and texting on her phone. She hacked into her device and searched for what Gal had requested.

She disconnected and turned back to her sisters. "There is a place not far away, but it is quite the walking distance. The city of Manhattan, state of New York is just south from here."

"Okay, so I'm definitely not going to walk." Aaliyah said. "Crawling seems to do a lot of damage to my walking abilities. How do babies do it?"

Adonis turned to Aaliyah. "Yeah, I saw you walk like you've just been f****d. Bad."

Aaliyah glared at her.

Galaxius turned to Medusa and Luna. "Medusa, Luna, you're awfully quiet. What happened?"

They both narrowed their eyes at her. "I don't want to talk about it." they simultaneously said.

Astra laughed. "They almost drank Luna."

"Four times," she seethed holding up tour fingers to emphasise.

"And Medusa almost got whacked countless times because people were afraid of her," Proteus added as she giggled.

"Prepare to be clawed to your death in your sleep," she threatened.

Galaxius laughed. "I almost regret not escaping with you."

"Jokes aside, though, how are we going to get to Manhattan?"

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but is anyone up for a flight?" Sara asked.

Looks of excitement were passed between them.

"Spread your wings, bitches, and prepare to take flight."

Adonis scrunched her face up. "Bitches? Where on this strange planet did you get that?"

"I passed by some people and they were yelling at each other saying 'b***h' the whole time and patting each other's hair with intense passion. Others even came in to embrace them." Galaxius said and paused. "It must be a popular thing here. A complimentary thing perhaps."

"Hmm," Adonis thought about it briefly before shrugging, "let's go then, this dress is beginning to get a bit scratchy."

They all grew out their wings and flew up into the sky at the speed of light.