Sammy closed her eyes and exhaled. She didn't want to do this, but she also reasoned that Chris had done everything to make her Vegas experience memorable. "Fine. Let's do it," she finally said. Chris jumped up, laughing excitedly. He looked like a kid. He swung her high into the air, and Sammy couldn't stop laughing. Seeing him so happy was a beautiful sight. They entered the chapel and requested a wedding. It was quick and simple. They exchanged rings, and the fake priest pronounced them husband and wife before asking Chris to kiss his bride. And he did — like he had been starved. He did so hungrily. "Are you sure you don't want to get married for real?" the priest asked. The two newlyweds, FAKE newlyweds, pulled apart and laughed. After leaving the chapel, Chris declared that he

