Alessandro “Pass. Too much lipstick, is she trying to cook with that much oil?” “Are you trying to murder me? I haven’t eaten all day?” As he tossed the pictures I gave him to the side, Eduardo pouted and gave his stomach a rub to show that he was hungry. One would think that I kept him captive for days and refused to feed him. Well, I did keep him by my side for a couple of days. After a sigh, I reached for my phone, tossed it at him, and said, “Order something for yourself.” “Nice. What about you?” His excitement quickly turned to worry and I appreciated how much he cared about the state of my stomach. “You haven’t eaten anything reasonable in days.” “When do I ever eat anything reasonable?” came my solemn question. “I have dipped myself in too much s**t that I can’t enjoy any meal

