Chapter 3: Lanxiang Excavator
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Back in the presidential suite.
Chen Balang summoned Tiger Girl.
"What? I just fell asleep!" Tiger Girl's unwilling voice rang out.
"I really want to ask, who's the master here?!" Chen Balang was furious. If Tiger Girl hadn't already recognized him as her master, he might have accepted the role because of the unlimited amount of money. The problem was, the system had already assigned him the master role! What, Tiger Girl, are you rebelling?
Hehe—
The only response he received was Tiger Girl's extremely genuine laughter.
Sigh! Chen Balang sighed. He gave up!
"My mission is finished. Can I redeem the reward now?"
"There are still several hours left in the mission. Are you sure you want to redeem it?" Tiger Girl said sarcastically.
Chen Balang was immediately stumped again! Was there something fishy going on?
Where did things go wrong?
Chen Balang checked his task list! That's right! It's already showing as redeemable!
"Respected Master, are you sure you want to redeem?" Tiger Girl asked seriously this time.
This made Chen Balang uneasy again! Something's not right!
He scratched his head, pondered for a while, but still couldn't figure it out!
Fuck! Forget it, whatever happens, happens!
"Confirm! Redeem!" Chen Balang said through gritted teeth!
"OK!" Chen Balang seemed to receive an "OK" gesture, and just then, the system's metallic voice sounded.
Mission complete!
Reward: 1000 points!
Points Mall officially open!
Mission completion rate: 60%!
Charisma 3!
Gained a free reward opportunity!
What? Only 60% completion rate?
"Tiger Girl! Come out here! How come it's only 60%?!" Chen Balang felt like he'd missed something. The mention of "Charisma 3," which wasn't part of the mission rewards, made him think the rewards might be more than that.
"Haha! I already asked you if you were sure you redeemed it! Look at your hairstyle? Look at your face, and then look at your trousers! If you'd redeemed all that, your Charisma should have reached 10! Your Charisma is only 3 now, hmm, just a little bit better than those who just became nouveau riche! You spent a million on a few outfits and a watch, sigh! So disappointing!" Tiger Girl sighed, which Chen Balang saw as utter sarcasm!
"Why didn't you tell me?!?" Balang was getting angry again.
"Why should I tell you?"
"I'm your master! Master!?" Chen Balang jumped up from the sofa.
"Oh, I'll tell you later! Hehe!"
Chen Balang, letting go of this obsession, asked instead, "Can you explain this 'aura' point to me?"
Hearing this, Tiger Girl stopped teasing Chen Balang and said, "Let's put it this way, for now, the maximum value is 100. If it's over 20, for example, it gives off the aura of a well-established tycoon; over 40, the aura of a listed company chairman; over 60, the aura of a ministerial-level official; 80, you can stand alongside a high-ranking official without being outshone; 100, congratulations, you've reached the heavens!"
"Are you cursing me?"
"Hehe!"
Tiger Girl laughed with extreme sarcasm.
"Respected master, do you want a reward now?" Tiger Girl continued after her sarcasm, but these words made Chen Balang's heart pound. Was he being tricked again? This was Chen Balang's only thought…
"Really? There are no other options??" Chen Balang asked uncertainly.
"Please don't doubt my professional ethics!" Tiger Girl complained.
Chen Balang thought for a moment, then nodded. He was still too curious about what would happen!
"Alright then!"
As soon as Chen Balang finished speaking, a virtual roulette wheel appeared in his mind! He reached out and pressed start!
The prize is over!
Congratulations, host, you have received a Lanxiang excavator!
Holy crap!
Chen Balang wanted to scream at the heavens, "What the hell? An excavator?!"
Although I graduated from Lanxiang, and my major was excavator operation, what am I going to do with this thing? Am I supposed to keep driving an excavator to clear land?
"Tiger Girl, come out here! What are you doing with this excavator? What do I need it for now?"
"Look at the specifications before you talk to me!" Tiger Girl snapped.
Helpless, Chen Balang thought for a moment and then pulled up the excavator's specifications.
Lanxiang Excavator.
Specifications: Can reach speeds of 100 km/h per second, top speed of 400 km/h, bulletproof, fireproof, and theft-proof! Super impact force! A collision at 60 km/h can pulverize an ordinary car without causing any damage. Equipped with a sunroof, GPS, and reversing radar. The digging boom is retractable! It can isolate any roadblock!
PS: Lanxiang's treasure! Unbeatable! You deserve it!
A very cool picture was also attached: a pure blue excavator quietly parked on the road, driven not by tracks, but by a pure blue tube. With the digging boom retracted, this excavator stood squarely, completely different from the excavators of his imagination! After seeing the details, Chen Balang's excitement began to build. Driving this thing would be so cool!
But, could it even be driven on the road?
"Can this thing be driven on the road?" Chen Balang asked tentatively.
Tiger Girl said dismissively, "How could something produced by the system not be allowed on the road? Don't worry, the traffic bureau and vehicle management office have them all on file! Besides, this excavator has a really cool license plate, Jiang, are you satisfied?"
"Satisfied, satisfied, extremely satisfied!" Chen Balang grinned so hard he could hardly stop. Was this still an excavator? This was a god! Anyone who wasn't satisfied was a fool! "So where is the excavator?"
"Right across the street from your hotel! What? You still have questions?"
Pulling back the curtains, he saw the excavator conspicuously parked on the opposite side of the street!
Holy crap! This is like Grand Theft Auto! It's like it's been parachuted in!
But Chen Balang couldn't think about anything else at this moment; his mind was completely focused on the excavator!
He couldn't wait to take it for a spin!
"By the way, Tiger Girl, can I buy a house?" The next second, Chen Balang remembered the house.
"Heh heh! With your IQ, if you want to buy, just go buy one! Unlimited funds? You think I'm kidding? With that filthy bank card of yours, you could swipe it endlessly, um, but you can't withdraw cash!" Tiger Girl said disdainfully.
After getting rid of Chen Balang, Tiger Girl disappeared. Chen Balang, completely absorbed in the excavator, naturally had no complaints and quickened his pace outside!
An excavator! An excavator!
Our hero from Lanxiang Technical School finally has a purpose!
Below, the pure blue, gleaming excavator attracted countless eyes!
At the hotel entrance, Chen Balang thought life was f*****g good!
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