The first thing I’d tell you about sharing a bed with two dominant lionesses is that you will get up when they say you get up. It doesn’t matter if that’s after five hours or fifteen minutes of sleep; you’re on their schedule and if you thought that human women could be grumpy in the morning, then boy, were you in for a surprise with lionesses. willXanthia rolled over my body, practically snarling at me to move out of the way, despite the fact that she usually carried a fairly more optimistic outlook. She wasn’t a perpetual optimist by any stretch of the imagination, but she was far from prickly when she was awake and functioning … provided that one didn’t stray too much into the wrong conversation. Whistles from the kettle on the other side of the room echoed through the air, making it

