This is exactly one of the reasons why I prefer our family’s private jet. God only knows why I chose this regular flight service, which annoys me so much and left the jet in the hangar. It feels like I'm on a public bus, this plane is going so slow!! And then there's that annoying flight attendant who constantly rubs her ass against my chest. Disgusting. I have to suppress the urge to run to the cockpit and order the pilot to speed up. s**t, it seems like they're doing this on purpose, knowing I'm in a hurry. My irritation reaches boiling point. "Another drink, Mr. Sandwrich?", the slut offers again. In the two hours I've been on board she's already asked this the hundredth time and I'm about to snap her out now. Doesn't this woman get the hint yet? Only one name swirls in my head:

