His Father's Son

Chapter 3

When Mam and Dad had a fight Marti always missed what the fight was about. It was like someone had said, “Ready, steady, go,” and they did. He knew he could listen forever, but there would be no clue to explain the fight. It was just what Mam and Dad did. Sometimes after a fight one of them walked off and slammed a door. If it was Dad who slammed the door, Mam would curl up on the sofa, start the bubbling with the tears and call for Marti to come and give her a hug. But if it was Mam to slam the door, Dad would sit at the kitchen table and smoke the cigarettes called Majors until she came home and say, “So, is that your tail between your legs now?”

This time it was Dad who slammed the door. Marti had come home to find Mam curled up on the sofa crying. He tried not to make a noise and creep past but Mam heard him and said, “Come here, come and give Mam a hug.”

He didn’t want to give Mam a hug. He felt too big to be giving her hugs all the time. He didn’t want to feel too big to have Dad show him the trick with the green flower thing dancing but he wanted to be too big to give Mam a hug. Some boys at school were always getting hugs from their mam at the gate and they were called Mummy’s Boys by the others, and he didn’t want to be one of the Mummy’s Boys.

“Marti, will you come over to me,” said Mam. She was all puffy in the face and had black stuff round her eyes. There was some snot too, some snot and a lot of wet tears on her big red puffy cheeks. She would probably give him a kiss with the hug and he might have to get some snot on him then, which wouldn’t be nice, he thought.

“Marti,” said Mam.

“I’m coming,” he said, and when he walked over and put his arms around her she grabbed him and started hard bubbling with the tears. Marti wondered why he had bothered, but he thought she would have started the even harder bubbling if he hadn’t given her the hug. Mam hugged Marti so tight that he couldn’t move, and when he even tried there were more tears and little cries like bird noises. Mam hugged him for a very long time and it started to get dark outside. He could feel his eyes closing but his mind was awake and wondering if Mam had the sadness that Dad called the Black Dog.

One time when Mam had the Black Dog Marti asked them what it was. “Sure, it’s the curse of the Irish, son,” said Dad. This made him confused, because when Dad had fallen in Pete’s swimming pool with the leaves in it Mam had said something else was the curse of the Irish. “I thought the drink was the curse of the Irish, Dad?” said Marti.

Mam and Dad had both started to laugh very loudly.

“Sure, we’re a very unfortunate nation altogether, son,” said Dad when the laughing was stopped, and then he looked at Mam and spoke again. “Haven’t we curses just queuing up for us.”

When Marti woke in the morning Mam was still sleeping and hugging him tight. He thought maybe he should wake her to get him ready for school. Then he remembered Dad had said it was sometimes better to leave her when she had the Black Dog, because it was a bit like an illness, and when you have an illness, rest is the best thing for you.

He left Mam to sleep. He thought about saying a little prayer for her. That’s what they would have said to do at school, but he knew they didn’t say prayers in the Driscol house anymore. Dad said they were all a long way from a state of grace and that saying prayers at this stage would probably bring the roof down on their heads. Marti didn’t want to damage the roof so he blew a little kiss to Mam and promised to be a good boy.

He washed and dressed himself and tried to make his lunchbox up and then Jono, who lived out the back, appeared at the kitchen window. “Shhh, you’ll have to keep quiet. My mam’s not well,” said Marti.

“Okay, is that why you’re so late today?” said Jono.

“I’ve got to make my own lunchbox.”

“I wish I could make mine. You could have heaps of choco.”

“I don’t think we have any choco.”

“Well what are you going to do? You can’t make a lunchbox with no choco, Marti.”

He looked around the kitchen. He could see his Mam’s purse sitting up on the counter next to the empty biscuit barrel. He really wanted some choco now Jono had started on about it.

“Jono, you’ve got to keep quiet about this,” he said, and started to reach for Mam’s purse.

“Marti, what are you doing with that?”

He opened the purse and took out a blue ten dollar bill. He had never held a ten dollar bill before and it felt strange to have it in his hands. “Wow, ten bucks …”

“What are you gonna buy, Marti?”

“Choco!” he said, and the two boys ran out the kitchen door.

At the supermarket they filled their arms with choco bars and the counter woman looked at them like they were trouble. The most Marti had ever bought before was a big box of Froot Loops the time Mam had given him five dollars, and even then he had had to take the change back to her. When the counter woman leaned forward and asked him where the money had come from, Marti froze.

“He’s buying for the whole week,” said Jono.

The counter woman looked down at Jono and said, “Whose pulling your strings, matey?” Then she started to ring up the money on the till and Marti and Jono smiled. When they got outside the boys started laughing and cramming the choco into their mouths until their cheeks were full and their teeth turned brown. It was a great laugh, thought Marti, watching the choco squelch about in their mouths, and then Jono said they had better run or they’d be late.

School was all about Ned Kelly and his g**g who were bushrangers, which was like outlaws, and they had armour made from ploughs like the kind they used to have in fields in the olden days. Marti liked the stories about Ned Kelly and his g**g who went around robbing and shooting in the armour made from ploughs. He had heard all the stories about Ned Kelly and his g**g from Dad, who said some people were down on poor old Ned.

“But sure wasn’t that just because he had the good Irish blood in him,” said Dad, and hadn’t he seen the same himself. “No, Ned was just doing his bit. He was stopping the English getting the whip hand on this country, and isn’t there many a man would thank him they never did.”

Jono told Marti he thought it would be great to be like Ned Kelly and his g**g, robbing and shooting and wearing the armour made from ploughs. Marti agreed and they both said they would like to be like Ned Kelly, then Jono said, “Do you feel a bit like a bushranger after stealing the money from your mam’s purse?”

Marti felt his head go all hot. “No,” he said. He knew he had been wrong to take the money and he knew he had eaten too many choco bars and now he didn’t feel very well at all.

He still had four choco bars left, which would get him into trouble when he went home because Mam would say, “Where did you get them from, or do I not want to know?”

He opened up the last of the choco bars and started cramming them into his mouth, one after the other. The first two were hard to eat and the third was beginning to hurt his jaws because he had to chew so fast. When he tried to swallow the third choco bar it wouldn’t go down at all, and then there was a funny feeling in his stomach that made him lean over and he was sick all over his jotter and all over his desk.

In the Nurse’s Room Marti was told to lie still and wait until someone could be found to sit with him. He didn’t know why it was called the Nurse’s Room when there was no nurse. There never was a nurse, and then the man the teachers called Mr Spitz and the boys in class called Charlie came in and said he would wait with him awhile.

Charlie always wore the same mustard-coloured coat, except when he was in the playground or on the roof, then he would wear a big hat and a vest with holes in it. Marti liked Charlie because he would always have a laugh and a joke with Jono and himself, and if he found tennis balls or cricket balls on the roof he would sometimes give them to the boys to keep.

“So you’re a bit crook are you, sonny?” said Charlie.

“I’ve got a sore tummy. I ate too much choco and sicked it back up.”

“Choco, eh? You can have too much of a good thing, you know.” Charlie messed up Marti’s hair with his big hand and said, “Well, maybe you had to learn your lesson the hard way.” Marti didn’t want to learn any more lessons the hard way, and he wished he had never taken the blue ten dollar bill. He wondered if he would be in trouble for being sick all over his jotter and all over his desk and if Mam and Dad would find out. If they ever found out there would be trouble for sure, thought Marti, and he curled over in the bed and groaned.

“Now, now,” said Charlie, “I’m sure it can’t be all that bad … and your dad’s on his way to collect you. Doesn’t that make you feel better? You can spend the rest of the day at home.”

Marti didn’t feel better at all. He didn’t want to go home either because Mam might say there was a dear price to pay for Dad taking time off from working and earning their keep. Dad couldn’t be taking time off to collect him because wasn’t it the working and the working alone that kept the roof over their heads, like he said. Mam must be really bad with the sadness called the Black Dog, thought Marti. If she couldn’t even come to collect him from school then she might even still be curled up on the sofa.

He didn’t know what he would say to make it better. He knew Dad wouldn’t give him a row, Dad never gave out the rows. It was always Mam who would shout and say, “That’s you for the hot arse.” Dad never gave out the rows, or the hot arse, and sometimes Mam and Dad would row because Dad wouldn’t give out the rows or the hot arse.

Marti felt the guilt for taking the money now and he wondered, would he be the one to blame for another fight at home? One time when he had been really bad and caused a flood trying to sail a boat in the bath, Mam said he was a bold boy, which is what the Irish say when a boy is bad. He had gone beyond the beyonds and was in big trouble when his dad got home.

When Dad got home he didn’t really get angry, though. He only said if he had done that when he was a boy his own father would have taken a belt to him. He said that money didn’t grow on trees and that everything had to be bought and paid for and he couldn’t afford to be flooding the place for a laugh and a joke. He said if he had so much as thought of causing a flood at home when he was a boy, his father would have made sure he couldn’t sit for a week. He said his father played in the All-Ireland Hurling Final and could heft a belt like no man before or since, and if he had a drink in him you never knew whether you were going to get the buckle across your legs as well.

Marti felt sad to think of Dad getting the buckle across his legs when he was a boy and wished he had been good so Dad wouldn’t have to tell him the story again, or to take the time off from working and earning their keep. He could see Dad shaking his head sometime soon and saying, “Well, this is a fine state of affairs with your mam sick abroad in the house.”

A great lump swelled in Marti"s throat, caused by the sadness he felt for being such a bold boy and adding to all the troubles they already had at home, because now he knew there would be more troubles to come.