April 5:
We crossed the international dateline. So yesterday is gone. Never existed. Anyhow, here is your long-awaited review of the show you would have seen had you not been so inconsiderate as to die.
Wipes tears off face (really).
The first song they all danced to and sang was “Bang, Bang,” which is probably only happening between (among?) the three male dancers, and not even that if the three female dancers are careless about where they kick those high heels. For the record, Mr. Former Fashion Police Officer, this is the only time one of the girls’ shoes did not match the others. The costumes were bright and clean and perfectly suited to the songs.
One of the singers has an excellent voice. As for the other three, none of them were shriekers. Of course, it was all way too loud, whi
