Twenty-ThreeLondon, Michael O'Daly's apartment, the day after the broadcast
'I think I might just have to tell young Poppy that she's wasting her time mooning after that use-less tosser of a bum-boy, set her straight on what gender and which orifice Mr. Vorpalsnake actually prefers.'
CHARLIE DID NOT OFTEN WATCH TELEVISION and when he did it was usually sport, especially cricket, he loved cricket, and always went to a Test match at Lords or the Oval if he happened to be in London or at any other Test ground if he were in that part of the country. He had been delighted when Durham achieved First Class County cricket status and whenever he went to visit his mother in Durham (perhaps not as often as a dutiful son should).he would go to watch Durham play at the Chester-le-Street ground. If he
