'Say, he don't say a word about the song, just takes my arm, says come with me, and the next thing I'm in a studio recording it for Wes Farrell, Cassidy's producer'
'And it was a big hit and you've never looked back since, right?'
'Oh, sure, y'all, I've looked back, looked back at four failed marriages, four f*****g alimonies, looked back at Uncle Sam who wants my balls for back tax, 'cept the wives have already had those. You know man, they were great girlfriends, pretty good wives, but as ex-wives, absolute total f*****g bitches. They skinned me to the bone, to the f*****g bone. Which is why my friend, I'm breaking my balls doing these shitty tours year after year, I'm gonna be on this treadmill for f*****g ever just to keep ahead of those grasping bitches and Uncle Sam. Every dollar I
