Chapter Twenty Advice for Every Wife Just a question for all the jaded women out there: have you ever dildoed your husband? If not, you are not just missing something – you’re missing everything! I’ve been doing it to mine for over a year now – ever since our wedding night, as a matter of fact. Actually, it’s the only form of intimacy I’ll allow him. I won’t let him f**k, kiss, or even touch me. Frankly, I’ve just become hopelessly addicted to humiliating him. I absolutely love the sense of power and control I get from butt-f*****g him: from forcing him to kneel before me and grovel and wallow in whatever indignity I choose to inflict. Even before we got married I’d always worn the pants in our relationship. But that wasn’t nearly enough for a high-spirited female like me. When I chose

