What just happened?
Sam:
I was sitting on my bed, minding my own business, when someone knocked on my door.
"Come in." I shouted, feeling too lazy to get up and open the door myself.
"Open the door." The person shouted back ~MOM.
"Can't you just open the door and come in?" I said lazily.
"Can't you just open the door and invite me in?" Mom replied. I could even see her rolling her eyes in my head.
"Well, I am sorry that you missed telling me about you being a vampire!" I said, getting up.
"Come in, dearest vampire mom!" I said opening the door.
"Why weren't you opening the door? Is someone else here?" mom asked suspiciously.
"OH. s**t! You got me, mom! I am sorry but there was Harry Potter and Dobby in my room! They didn't have any other place to hide so I let them stay here, I a
