Wouldn't you just love to start your day with a smooth wake up call? Like, after you wake up from the tickles of honeysuckle scented winds that would waft through your nose, you would hear the flapping sounds of wings. When you look up, you would see tiny little putti flying around on top of your head, playing a wonderful symphony of harps and flutes.
And in front of you, would be the love of your life. Standing there with a smile on his face, he would offer you a plate of freshly baked brown butter tarts and a mouth-watering slice of strawberry cake with a cherry on top. Sounds amazing right?
But unluckily for our knight, he had to start his day with a wake up call that was the exact same opposite of what's referred above. By that, I'm not saying Eric had to wake up from the sounds of h
