What, exactly, defines cheating?—in particular, cheating on a spouse? It"s a question I"m afraid we"ll never be able to accurately answer—at least for men. Here in America, some men keep a secret girlfriend or two and often observe the famous philosophy of former president Bill Clinton. For them, cheating is a matter of s*x. And according to their hero, Bill Clinton, s*x isn"t s*x unless a p***s penetrates a v****a. In this mindset, it"s perfectly okay to make out with another woman and even receive o******x. A husband rationalizing with himself over an attraction to a new secretary might say, “Bah! Receiving o******x from my secretary isn"t cheating! There"s nothing intimate.” But ask this man how he would feel about another man giving o******x to his own wife and it would provoke outra

