Ophelia: It’s unauthorized advertising. (Laughs.) The history of civilization is officially at an end. (Hums a fanfare.) And that’s all I’m telling you.
Hamlet: Well, you don’t seem to be made of metal so what is it that’s actually ended?
Guildenstern and Rosencrantz, in a car, recording the conversation.
Rosencrantz: Why are we recording this crap?
Guildenstern: We were told to record it and that’s what we’re doing. Ophelia’s crazy. She runs away from the mental hospital to see Hamlet. Sure, we haven’t caught her in the act. She’s an expert in shaking off whoever’s tailing her.
Rosencrantz: The boy’s completely lost his head. Grandfather Tsar’s been sidelined, Ophelia’s here one minute, gone the next, stringing him along, messing with his head. Tell you what, mate, we’ve been lucky w
