Andrew took a bite of his sandwich, chewing thoughtfully before swallowing. He turned to Nancy, who he still thought was Angela, and asked casually, "You know, it's not a big deal to me that you're not a virgin. We're married, after all. I just wondered, who was your first?"
Nancy coughed, nearly choking on her own sandwich. She looked away, her cheeks flushing slightly. "Um, an ex-boyfriend. It's not important."
Andrew raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. "Oh, really? Well, that's interesting. But you know what? I don't mind. In fact, I kind of like the idea of being with someone who knows what they're doing."
Nancy put down her sandwich, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Well, then you'll be happy to know that my asshole is still a virgin. You were the first and only one to
