When I wake the next morning, I find a glass of juice on my bedside table, and a note from Caleb. I drink the juice, wait for the little bugs dancing in front of my eyes to settle, then put on my glasses and reach for Caleb’s note. GOOD MORNING PRINCESS. AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED YOUR GORGEOUS RADIANT FACE AND YOUR MELODIOUS SNORING…I HAD TO LEAVE FOR AN IMPORTANT EARLY MEETING. PLEASE HYDRATE. YOU NEED IT AFTER LAST NIGHT... BECAUSE OF THE ALCOHOL OF COURSE *WINK*. COME OVER TONIGHT? I lie back remembering my scandalous behavior last night. I want to console myself that it was just a dream, but I know it wasn’t. Alcohol bad! The s*x was damn awesome though. Why do I feel so terrible today, then? Ah yes! I was supposed to break up with Caleb. s**t! f**k! Damn! I curse mentally. I grab my pillo

