"Klayton...you and Trevor are related, you all are cousins"
What the f**k?.
Trevor is my cousin?.
This walking waste of air and organs is my BLOOD-related cousin?.
This has got to be a f*****g joke.
I was so shocked and disturbed by this revelation that I almost missed Tommy explaining all of his research on my family to us and how all of this is possible.
"From what I've been able to find out thanks to my amazing hacking skills, Maria Antonelli ne Armstrong is the younger half-sister of Trevor's mother Michelle Lopez ne Armstrong, their father Mark Armstrong wasn't exactly a nice human being in his youth and he was far from being a good man, no offence to your gramps Klayton but the man you loved and idolised so much was nothing but a literal piece of s**t when it came to his kids a
