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Trigger happy craziness

" Hey , Dean ? ", A voice called out .

A tap on his shoulders .

" Dean Honey ? ", The voice called out again , sounding impatient .

Another tap , this one harder and leaving a sting .

" Come on hun , do not dare die on me ! You need CPR? Mouth to mouth recuperation ? ", The voice yelled , sounding more and more familiar .

This time she hit him so hard that Dean groaned aloud and pushed her off of him .

She lost her footing and fell on her ass , groaning and turning to glare at him .

" I am not dying , just sleepy .And it is called resuscitation not recuperation ", he corrected her .

" Well , I am eighteen ", She argued .

She said it like she ought to be pardoned because she was eighteen , if they were in another reality , Dean would be telling her that his sister had known words like that since she was four .

Dean sat up , there was smoke from up ahead where the men had been camping out .

Shit ! The journal .

Dean scrambled to his feet and took off , he could hear May behind him , running as well .

He reached the clearing and found Blade and Tarzan struggling on the ground , they both looked like they had literally been in the eye of explosion with their hair standing on end and Tarzan's cloth having double the rips it had when Dean first saw him .

Dean really doubted that the game had already done so much mental damage to this man .

Now , Dean could see his chest , every inch of it was covered with thick , long hair.

He did not look like a man of the jungle anymore , he looked plain mad .

Dean watched from the corner of his eyes as May took out her gun and aimed it above their heads , she shot up once .

The two men stopped struggling and flew apart , their hands flying above them .

Dean ran to where he had seen the journal earlier .

Thank Goodness , the explosion had not destroyed any of the things and they were still mostly intact .

Dean turned to Blade whose hands were still in the air , maybe the explosion had dimmed his sight , making it hard to recognize Dean and May .

" What happened , Weren't you uhm... tidying up ?" , May asked him .

May cleared her throat after asking him , uncomfortable with asking ? or uncomfortable with knowing the answer .

" Yes , I left you taking a dump and now you are out here blowing s**t away ? You get trigger happy ?" ,She inquired more loudly .

Dean resisted the urge to tell her that trigger happy only made sense when you were discussing guns but he refrained and kept quiet .

Instead he took off his backpack and began to fill it with protein bars and water .

" Yes , I was taking a dump and telling you a story but you stopped answering and I came up to check on you but you were gone . I went in search of you and came across this place , I recognized the bow as my pal's but hairs wouldn't tell me where he got it from , so I pulled out the grenade just to shake him up a bit ", Blade began to tell her , loud enough for everyone to hear.

Hairs or Mad man or Tarzan, anyone really coughed loudly .

" And what happened ? Your story doeas not add up, friend ", May responded with a sneer .

Dean paid only partial attention to them as he checked the book for damages .

" I only intended to shake him up a bit but next I knew , he was on me and the grenade was going off behind us , I swear that's all that happened ", Blade finally finished his story .

May returned her gun to its holster on her arm .

" Of course Blade , I believe you. Now , get up and assist Dean with whatever he is doing , with that amount of noise , the steels will be here soon ",she stayed the obvious .

Blade rushed over to where Dean still stood , checking if any page had been torn off .

He needed to be sure , so he could look for it now .

" What can I help you with, Dean ? ", Blade inquired .

Dean turned to where the men had stacked their backpacks , he turned to the stack , drawing Blade's attention to them .

" The emergency kit in the backpacks have a small bottle with clear liquid , could you bring it all to me ? ", He described .

Blade nodded and ran off while Dean finished checking the journal .

He turned again to find May , she was going through their little arsenal and picking out suitable things .

" May ! ", he yelled .

She turned to Dean and he pointed down at the protein bars , her smile widened as she stood up and ran over and began to fill her bags with the rest of the protein bars and water while Dean rushed over to their inadequate arsenal and picked up his bow and satch of arrows .

Hairs or Mad looked over and saw May as she filled her bags with the bars , her face alight with glee .

" Hey , what do you think you are doing ? How do you expect us to get by ? ", he Questioned .

May laughed and gave him an obscene gesture , that had him shocked .

" Do what you do best ", She told him .

Blade ran over , he was holding an open regenerative kit . Dean got on his feet and peered inside , he was shocked to find more than the five bottles of chloroform he had been expecting , there was about a dozen there .

Blade smirked lazily as he basked in the appreciative glance .

" They must have taken other people's kits too and also , I hear the steels humming " , He said .

Dean took the kit out of his hands , he had been hearing the humming and had assumed his ears were still not over the explosion .

" Grab your stuff , we need to leave now ", He yelled , loud enough for everyone to have heard .

May was ready to go , her backpack swollen behind her .

She was filling up her magazine as she looked around the trees , anticipating the golems or steels as May and Blade had decided to rename them.

Blade was ready too ,he stood with his hands ready and his eyes searching for any disturbance in the trees ahead .

Now , they had to be careful which way they ran to not run into the steels .

They huddled around , their backs to each other as they looked around in search of where the steel would come from .

Suddenly , the humming was louder and accompanied with heavy footsteps sinking into the ground as the golem ran towards them .

" This way ! ", Blade yelled , pointing to where the steels where approaching from .

They all ran in the opposite direction of the way Blade had pointed to , while the golem burst into the clearing , they had only been a second early .

As they ran , Dean turned around out of a curious habit and saw Hairs still kneeling where they had left him .

He was looking up in perplexity at the Golem that had still not noticed him .

In the next moment , the golem would either notice him or crush him with his feet as he ran after them .

Dean stopped running and turned around immediately .

He pushed the box of chloroform into May's chest .

" Cover me ! ", he yelled at her .

Dean turned around and ran back into the clearing and into the golem's line of sight .

This time the whirring of its arm did not take long , almost as if it had a weapon in mind already .

In an instant , an assault rifle was in place of its arms .

There was no time , Dean dived on to Hairs and pulled him as they began to roll away .

The rifle released a torrent of bullets on them as they rolled away .

The bullets chased after them , their rolling was becoming slower as the energy that Dean had pushed into the first roll was taking a dive fast .

The golem's fire was almost on them when gunfire poured out from opposite them .

The golem's arm momentarily paused as it turned to access the new threat .

May stood in the middle of the clearing , shooting with no care , her eyes wild and her stance powerful and confident .

She would have made a great story cover as her hair flailed about her face that was in a state of maddened glee .

The golem's face had turned fully to her and its rifle arm was currently turning to her .

Dean shoved Hairs away from him roughly and took off the bow faster than even he could process .

An arrow was in the hatch in an instant and Dean shot it off .

It entered the only part of the golem that could be penetrated and the golem's right eye burst in it's socket .

But , it did not stop moving .

Dean jumped and took a running start , another arrow in the hatch , he shot it off too and the golem's left eye liquefied .

It would have been disgusting if Dean had time to think of that .

But , the golem had better hearing than sight .

" It is blind , run around so its hearing is distorted ! " , Dean yelled .

May and Blade immediately got into character , they ran around like they were professionals and the rifle arms tried to follow them , changing position every second .

They could not leave , it would just follow after any sound , shooting .

He turned and saw Hairs running away or rather , running towards something .

He lifted up a saw , a chain saw .

Dean smiled as he ran towards Hairs and grabbed the chainsaw .

He ran back the way he had come , headed straight for the golem .

It was too occupied with May and Blade's running about to take notice of Dean .

When Dean reached a safe distance , he pulled on the Saw's rope and it responded immediately , coming to life .

The golem turned to the new noise , focusing it's gun that had turned into a grenade launcher sometimes ago while Dean had been running around .

Dean ran between the golem's feet and pushed the saw into one of the crevices on the golem's leg .

The saw got to work immediately and then something happened that had Dean putting another theory together .

The golems arm turned , following the noise that was coming from the saw .

It focused the arm and shot at it's own leg , incapacitating itself .

The shot would have exploded if it had gone into the air .

But , the noise would be enough to get other golems here .

" We need to leave now !", He yelled .

As they ran from the clearing , Dean turned to see the golem slowly collapse over it's perforated leg .

Crazy things were happening .