Chapter 5Everyone thought the story of me getting a b***r at work was hilarious. I hadn’t said a thing about it—Mindy knew Caitlyn from another class and had gotten all the dirt from her. My best friend in the world waited until we were all walking together to watch Scott’s drag show, then retold the tale at the top of her voice for the world to hear.
“You’re a b***h,” I muttered to her after she’d finished and linked her arm into mine as we leaned into the cold November wind.
“I’m trying to help you. If everybody knows, they can suggest improvements to your marketing tactics.”
“What?”
“It’s what I’m learning in my global business course. You are obviously selling yourself wrong. You can’t be getting erect every time you see a guy.”
“Min, I’m not getting erect all the time—”
“Sounds
