"Kevin, you are about to get spanked by daddy. Final warning alright? Do not go and open the door by yourself. Am I clear?" I tell him, picking him up and the letters that were just delivered.
I don't know what's it with Kevin and doorbells. The moment it rings he leaves whatever he is doing and runs to open the door. Alone.
He is staring at me.
"I wike new people." He says.
"Babe, it's not safe, alright? I don't want Jay to spank you but he will. You have gotten more warnings than I can keep track of. I will spank you. Do not open the door by yourself. Am I clear?" I ask him solemnly.
He shrugs.
"Kevin... " I warn him and he makes a face.
"I hate you!" He pushes me trying to get off my arms. Oh wow, now he hates me?
"Hey! You don't hit and push anyone! Kevin! Don't make me punish
