Chapter Fifteen
Tragic Danish Boyfriends
“This production of The Lion King better be so f*****g good,” says Ham as he storms into his room, “because if it doesn’t work out the way I want, I’m in big trouble.”
Harry looks up from his summer reading. “Why are you back so soon? It’s only been, like, forty-five minutes since you left.”
“Because Lia’s a lying little b***h, that’s why,” says Ham flatly.
“Huh?” Harry snaps his book shut. He knows he won’t get any more reading done. “What did she do?”
“Just about the worst thing possible,” Ham says dramatically.
“Er…cheating?”
“No, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she did that, too, that f*****g whore.”
“But then…what?” Harry is concerned. Again. He’s heard Ham say some pretty damning things about people, but it doesn’t often get this bad.
