*Yall asked for more MxM and so here it is. I think this one’s pretty cute.* *All translations are brought to you by Google Translate--take your complaints up with them, not me.* It started a week or two after my new neighbor moved in--on a Saturday in particular. The way our apartments are set up is that my bedroom wall is on the other side of his bedroom wall. On the Saturday in question, while I was lounging in bed reading--well, trying to be interested in--reading, I suddenly starting hearing a humming. And then words. And the words were low at first but I knew the song well enough that I knew it from the first few words. “I’ll never be your beast of burden,” he started low and continued, “My back is broad but it’s a’hurting. All I want for you to make love to me.” I couldn’t h

